Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Coming Soon To A Culture Bore Tweet Near You...

That Can Be My Next Tweet! is a website that does exactly what it sounds like. So I decided to give it a test run, and you may or may not see some of these headlines in the near future.

(also, you can follow this blog at @CultureBore if you don't already)
  • The Great American silent films found preserved in your Dan Rather and media elites.
  • The Patriot Act does not play indie rock instead of future problems. CIA contractor jailed in the best of?
  • Chinese Kids, The American Diabetes belt. The dying words of Israel can be having kids in India.
  • Collapsing China, Wal-Mart Inflation, and more beer to kill its own customers.
  • We are close to the votes in your country: have foreign policy in indie rock instead of the Confederacy.
  • Tunisian riots dissolve government. Southern black magic tradition, is still pretty awful.
  • Massive anti-government protests spread to brew biogas to let their native habitats.
  • Bangladesh - the way out en masse to play indie label releases. The designer purses of dick jokes, too.
  • Saudi Arabia. Neighbors petition for following! Thanks for your man. Beatings and Lost Chicago Music!
  • Zen and India, and lesbians. I like Japan's... How to get a direction, he says.
Maybe I'll just stick to writing my own tweets.

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